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"I don’t think you understand how important Masturbation is."

Monday with 33,853 notes / reblog


not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

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Leo Fitzpatrick
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Kinda want pizza
Kinda want sex
Kinda can’t have either
Kinda sad


all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money

yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

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straight boys dress like randomised sims

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If you’ll spend 20 minutes petting a dog trying to find the spot that makes its leg shake, why wouldn’t you do the same for your girlfriends vagina?

Got this really bad habit of falling for friends