If you’ll spend 20 minutes petting a dog trying to find the spot that makes its leg shake, why wouldn’t you do the same for your girlfriends vagina?

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If you’re not following @lakeeffect_mi you’re fucking up, first local dudes I’ve found since ‘Wilson’ that got me hyped, go check em out. Keep up the sick work guys.
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cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”
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sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

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Somebody spray painted this on my work last night and it makes me really happy
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syberbully:

THIA IS MY FAVORITE IMAGE ON THIS WEBSITE
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pizzapartyforone:

I’m a 20 year old virgin, but in four days I’ll be a 21 year old virgin. 

My life

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daddysbrattykittycat:

arefinedrascal:

always reblog

Damn right!

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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